Puns about Places (Misc. Places)
|1.||A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
|2.||How do mountains see? They peak.|
|3.||With the apocalypse approaching, armageddon out of here!
Jbumi - Woodridge, NY
|4.||When traveling between Russia and Alaska, you first must get your Bering Strait.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
|5.||The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late. Sun responded that it was just a phase.
Lilly - NC
|6.||There was something going on in the bathroom, but I wasn't privy to the details.
oblongata - pinellas
|7.||I thought Santa was going to be late, but he arrived in the Nick of time.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|8.||Why not take a break in the south of France? You've nothing Toulouse.
Ian Flanagan - England
|9.||Did Delaware her New Jersey? I don't know, Alaska.|
|10.||In order to talk to a viking you need to know Norse code.|