Puns about Transport (On the Road)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
  3.9 stars
A.R Whear - Oxford New Zealand
2. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere. It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.
  3.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3. I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
  3.8 stars
Samantha - New York State
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4. When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
  3.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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5. Drivers who speed in the snow often find themselves adrift.
  3.5 stars
6. Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking, I've had a lot on my mine.
  3.5 stars
Mitch - St. Paul, MN
7. I don't know how to put on a helmet - the whole idea goes right over my head.
  3.4 stars
8. My friend and I are going to ride our bikes to a house party because I don't think we could handle bars.
  3.4 stars
Emily - Minneapolis
9. He reminded me the speed limit was 60, but I didn't understand, he was speaking a mile a minute.
  3.3 stars
riahl - mn
10. The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
  3.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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