Puns about Food (Drinks)

1.	What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
2.	Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
3.	She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.
4.	Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops. DZ - Everson
5.	The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction. Gnik - Houston, Texas
6.	You should never drink beyond the pint of no return.
7.	Drinking too much of a certain potent potable may require a leave of absinthe. punkinhead
8.	Drinking a whole bucket of water could make you turn pail.
9.	An alien landed at a soft drink company and said 'take me to your liter'.
10.	A man walked into a bar with a lump of asphalt under one arm and said to the bartender - A whisky please, and one for the road.