Puns about Food (Kinds of Food)

1.	Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2.	A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
3.	I get my large circumference from too much pi. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
4.	If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
5.	What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.
6.	There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.
7.	I've just realized that tofu is over-rated, it's just a curd to me. Mikey - Sunny Cardiff
8.	Charles fell into the meat grinder. Now he's ground Chuck. Traybee - Georgetown, SC
9.	No one wanted to see the naked banana. I guess it just lacked appeal! Lachandra - Columbus OH
10.	A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi.