Puns about People (Families)

1.	A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
2.	What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3.	He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
4.	The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached. JA - Houston
5.	We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.
6.	Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
7.	How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.
8.	The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative.
9.	The primary responsibility for a child's education is apparent.
10.	Nylons give women a run for their money.