Puns about People (Girls and Guys)

Subcategory: Families · Girls and Guys · Love and Marriage · Military · Politicians · Occupations · Royalty
1. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out. 4.2 stars
2. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
Slider - Yorktown, Va.
4.0 stars
3. A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive. 3.8 stars
4. I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.8 stars
5. I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon, she said she was all booked up. 3.8 stars
6. I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.
Evan - Ohio
3.8 stars
7. People might think I'm a bit of a square, but that just means I'm exactly right on every angle.
D. Moritz - Minnesota
3.7 stars
8. As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.
Randy - Defiance, OH
3.7 stars
9. My friend went on a date with a girl called 'Simile'. I asked him how it went. He said it wasn't serious, he just metaphor a coffee.
Timmy O'Toole - UK/China
3.6 stars
10. After dating the goalie on the local team for a while, she realized he was a real keeper.
Pasquale The Bull - Fairfax, VA
3.6 stars

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