Puns about People (Girls and Guys)
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|1.||Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.|
|2.||I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
Slider - Yorktown, Va.
|3.||I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
rb - Norfolk, VA
|4.||A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.|
|5.||I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
|6.||I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon, she said she was all booked up.|
|7.||I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.
Evan - Ohio
|8.||People might think I'm a bit of a square, but that just means I'm exactly right on every angle.
D. Moritz - Minnesota
|9.||As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.
Randy - Defiance, OH
|10.||What do you call committed bachelors? Heartful Dodgers.
pundemon - West Vancouver, BC, Canada