Puns about People (Politicians)

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1. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 3.9 stars
2. In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes. 3.8 stars
3. Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around.
duncan - Victoria, BC
3.8 stars
4. Ancient orators tended to Babylon. 3.7 stars
5. Some Spanish government employees are Seville servants. 3.6 stars
6. Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town.
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
3.6 stars
7. Politics only serve to make the future moron-certain. 3.5 stars
8. The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. What a tie rant.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.5 stars
9. If a town's people have low IQs is the population dense? 3.5 stars
10. When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.5 stars
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