Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Entertainment)
| 1. | It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. reif - hawaii
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| 2. | The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out. | |
| 3. | When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. | |
| 4. | For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage. Doug the Pun-isher |
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| 5. | I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen. Beaver movie |
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| 6. | I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink. | |
| 7. | Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents. | |
| 8. | A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny. |  |
| 9. | Seven days without a pun makes one weak. | |
| 10. | Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show. | |
