Puns about Places (Countries)

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1. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 3.9 stars
2. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 3.9 stars
3. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. 3.9 stars
4. Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles. 3.7 stars
5. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool 3.7 stars
6. I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe? 3.7 stars
7. The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin. 3.6 stars
8. Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time. 3.6 stars
9. Italian building inspectors in Pisa are leanient. 3.6 stars
10. In a Scandinavian race the last Lapp crossed the Finnish line. 3.6 stars
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