Puns about Places (Countries)

Subcategory: Countries · USA Locations · Misc. Places
1. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. 4.0 stars
2. It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
Irish Limbo - Auckland
4.0 stars
3. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool 3.9 stars
4. It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.8 stars
5. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 3.8 stars
6. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 3.8 stars
7. Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time. 3.7 stars
8. Never make fun of a Scotsman's traditional garb. You could get kilt that way.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
3.7 stars
9. The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin. 3.7 stars
10. I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe? 3.6 stars

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