Puns about Places (Countries)
|1.||I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.|
|2.||It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
Irish Limbo - Auckland
|3.||England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool|
|4.||It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|5.||Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.|
|6.||A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.|
|7.||Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.|
|8.||Never make fun of a Scotsman's traditional garb. You could get kilt that way.
Bob - Corvallis, OR
|9.||The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin.|
|10.||I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?|