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Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. |
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. |
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I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. |
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Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles. |
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England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool |
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I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe? |
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| 7. |
The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin. |
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| 8. |
Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time. |
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| 9. |
Italian building inspectors in Pisa are leanient. |
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| 10. |
In a Scandinavian race the last Lapp crossed the Finnish line. |
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