Puns about Places (Countries)

Subcategory: Countries · USA Locations · Misc. Places
1. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
  4.1 stars
2. It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
3. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
  4.0 stars
4. It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
  3.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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5. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
  3.8 stars
6. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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7. Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.
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8. Never make fun of a Scotsman's traditional garb. You could get kilt that way.
  3.7 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
9. The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin.
  3.7 stars
10. If you said you were from South America, I would not Bolivia.
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