Puns about Places (Countries)
| 1. | A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. |  |
| 2. | Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. | |
| 3. | I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. | |
| 4. | It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 5. | England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool |  |
| 6. | Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles. | |
| 7. | Italian building inspectors in Pisa are leanient. | |
| 8. | The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin. | |
| 9. | I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe? | |
| 10. | Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time. | |
