Puns about Places (Countries)

Subcategory: Countries · USA Locations · Misc. Places
1. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 3.9 stars
2. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 3.9 stars
3. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. 3.8 stars
4. It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.8 stars
5. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool 3.8 stars
6. Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles. 3.8 stars
7. Italian building inspectors in Pisa are leanient. 3.6 stars
8. The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin. 3.6 stars
9. I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe? 3.6 stars
10. Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time. 3.6 stars
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