Puns about Places (USA Locations)
| 1. | The reason for the mysterious fog near Cape Cod is hazy but when it disappears it won't be mist. JA - Houston
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| 2. | I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. | |
| 3. | Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges? | |
| 4. | The chicken knew the first leg of his trip would take him to Buffalo. From there he would wing it. | |
| 5. | Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio? It's between Dayton and Marysville. | |
| 6. | California is the land of earthquakes and suntans or 'shake and bake'. | |
| 7. | MISSOURI asked me to borrow MISSISSIPPIS's NEW JERSEY. I said 'I don't know - ALASKA'. | |
| 8. | Hawaii vacationers are here today, gone to Maui. | |
| 9. | I'll never forget that rainstorm near Los Angeles and how the rain came down in Torrance. JA - Houston
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| 10. | Purchasing land in Baton Rouge won't bayou a thing. | |
