Puns about Places (USA Locations)

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1. Several states were delighted by the solar eclipse.
  3.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
  3.6 stars
3. Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges?
  3.6 stars
4. The reason for the mysterious fog near Cape Cod is hazy but when it disappears it won't be mist.
  3.6 stars
JA - Houston
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5. MISSOURI asked me to borrow MISSISSIPPIS's NEW JERSEY. I said 'I don't know - ALASKA'.
  3.5 stars
6. The chicken knew the first leg of his trip would take him to Buffalo. From there he would wing it.
  3.4 stars
7. Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio? It's between Dayton and Marysville.
  3.3 stars
8. If Hawaii was criss-crossed with many highways, some people might think of it as a road island.
  3.2 stars
9. Purchasing land in Baton Rouge won't bayou a thing.
  3.2 stars
10. Hawaii vacationers are here today, gone to Maui.
  3.1 stars

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