Puns about The Workplace (On the Job)

1.	Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
2.	The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
3.	An electrician is a bright spark who knows what's watt. Scrabble817 - Woking, England
4.	Every calendar's days are numbered.
5.	He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
6.	I really do have a photographic memory -- I just haven't developed it yet.
7.	If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler.
8.	Two pencils decided to have a race. The outcome was a draw. Plasmapitch
9.	He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.
10.	After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.