Puns about The Workplace (On the Job)

Subcategory: On the Job · Sales · Inventions · Services · Manufacturing · Research · Working Outdoors
1. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
novowel - Illinois
4.1 stars
2. My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
JKM3 - Ohio
4.0 stars
3. How do construction workers party? They raise the roof. 3.8 stars
4. I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop. I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and decided to retire.
Mikey C - Fresno
3.7 stars
5. The man's pants zipper broke, but he fixed it on the fly.
The Tim Guy - Over there.
3.7 stars
6. A butcher was trying so hard to be funny, but he just wasn't making the cut.
A.C.G - Pennsylvania
3.7 stars
7. The librarian didn't know what to do with the book about Tesla's love of electricity, so he filed it under 'Current Affairs.' 3.6 stars
8. Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.
RB - Norfolk, VA
3.6 stars
9. After manually rotating the heavy machinery, the worker grew very cranky.
Punstigator - Detroit
3.6 stars
10. People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3.6 stars

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