Puns about The Workplace (On the Job)
Subcategory: On the Job · Sales · Inventions · Services · Manufacturing · Research · Working Outdoors
|1.||Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
novowel - Illinois
|2.||My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
JKM3 - Ohio
|3.||How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.|
|4.||I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop. I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and decided to retire.
Mikey C - Fresno
|5.||The man's pants zipper broke, but he fixed it on the fly.
The Tim Guy - Over there.
|6.||A butcher was trying so hard to be funny, but he just wasn't making the cut.
A.C.G - Pennsylvania
|7.||The librarian didn't know what to do with the book about Tesla's love of electricity, so he filed it under 'Current Affairs.'|
|8.||Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.
RB - Norfolk, VA
|9.||After manually rotating the heavy machinery, the worker grew very cranky.
Punstigator - Detroit
|10.||People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters.
Owen McMahon - New Zealand