Puns about The Workplace (Research)

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1. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
2. I once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself.
  3.7 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
3. Old grave-diggers never die, they just get buried in their work.
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4. Historians have extra-century perception.
  3.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
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5. My paper got ripped earlier and I'm still torn up about it.
  3.7 stars
6. The scientist had trouble reducing the liquid, he just couldn't concentrate.
  3.6 stars
7. A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution.
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8. Reassembling the skeletons of prehistoric mammals can be a mammoth undertaking.
  3.6 stars
Roadrash - Calgary, AB
9. Can a physicist read the periodic table? Isotope so.
  3.4 stars
10. I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes!
  3.3 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR

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