Puns about The Workplace (Working Outdoors)

Subcategory: On the Job · Sales · Inventions · Services · Manufacturing · Research · Working Outdoors
1. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
  3.9 stars
Terry - Omaha, Nebraska
2. When I asked the man how he became a ditch-digger, he said he just fell into it.
  3.8 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
3. I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic. Now I have a licence to Krill.
  3.8 stars
sm - Alaska
4. I like wool gathering for the shear joy of it.
  3.7 stars
thull - AZ
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5. I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends. Sure they can be uplifting at times, but in the end they always bring you down.
  3.7 stars
6. Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.
  3.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
7. The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged.
  3.7 stars
kardwizard - Beaverton, Oregon
8. There was an archeologist who made no bones about digging dirt up on people.
  3.6 stars
Randy - Defiance, Ohio
9. I refuse to work with compost, it's degrading.
  3.6 stars
Martin - UK
10. Cotton farming is a classic struggle of goods versus weevils.
  3.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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