Puns about The Workplace (Working Outdoors) - page 5

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41. Why did the farmer grow so many pumpkins? Because he was gourd at it.
  2.3 stars
Samuel - Canada
42. The petroleum industry is exploiting shale to extract fuel or a reasonable fracksimile.
  2.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
43. The mushroom farmer improved his morel, by pressing a button and going to portabella for harvest.
  2.3 stars
44. Her bees made such delicious honey, it was said that she could almost work magic with those bees. They called her Beatrix.
  2.2 stars
heidi - Derby, UK
45. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution.
  2.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
46. On my chicken farm, I own the birds scratching around on the ground in the barn, but I am paying off the ones sitting on the roosts - they are on higher perches.
  2.2 stars
RJS - New Zealand
47. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it!
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
48. That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
  1.9 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
49. If the founder of Playboy had become a lumberjack, would he be Hew Hefner?
  1.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
50. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income!
  1.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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