Puns about Education (School)
|1.||Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
Solomon.B.A - Uganda
|2.||My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
Toycoon - Skokie
|3.||I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
Abhijeet - New Delhi
|4.||He said I was average - but he was just being mean.|
|5.||A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
Zac Hill -
|6.||I wondered why my geometry class was always tired. They were all out of shape.
Richard - Illinois
|7.||What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.|
|8.||I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|9.||There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
|10.||When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.|