Puns about Education (School)
Subcategory: School · University
|1.||Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
Solomon.B.A - Uganda
|2.||I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.|
|3.||I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
Abhijeet - New Delhi
|4.||My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
Toycoon - Skokie
|5.||I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
Abhit - Knoxville, TN
|6.||A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.|
|7.||I wondered why my geometry class was always tired. They were all out of shape.
Richard - Illinois
|8.||I didn't understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me.
R.A.D. - miami, FL
|9.||There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.|
|10.||Little Jimmy told his teacher he never saw a humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee.
JA - Houston