Puns about Education (School)

Subcategory: School · University · Math
1. Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
Solomon.B.A - Uganda
3.9 stars
2. My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.9 stars
3. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
Abhijeet - New Delhi
3.9 stars
4. He said I was average - but he was just being mean. 3.8 stars
5. A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no. 3.8 stars
6. I wondered why my geometry class was always tired. They were all out of shape.
Richard - Illinois
3.8 stars
7. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless. 3.7 stars
8. I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.7 stars
9. There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum. 3.6 stars
10. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. 3.6 stars

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