Puns about Education (School)

Subcategory: School · University · Math
1. My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.9 stars
2. Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
Solomon.B.A - Uganda
3.9 stars
3. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
Abhijeet - New Delhi
3.9 stars
4. A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no. 3.8 stars
5. I wondered why my geometry class was always tired. They were all out of shape.
Richard - Illinois
3.8 stars
6. I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.7 stars
7. There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum. 3.6 stars
8. After periodic doubts about his vocational calling, the young chemistry teacher concluded he was out of his element. 3.5 stars
9. Little Jimmy told his teacher he never saw a humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee.
JA - Houston
3.5 stars
10. My son's spelling test consisted of synonyms of the word incorrect. He was able to write every wrong.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.5 stars

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