Puns about Education (School)

Subcategory: School · University · Math
1. Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
  3.9 stars
Solomon.B.A - Uganda
2. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
  3.9 stars
Abhijeet - New Delhi
3. My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
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Toycoon - Skokie
4. I wondered why my geometry class was always tired. They were all out of shape.
  3.8 stars
Richard - Illinois
5. A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
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6. I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
  3.7 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
7. There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
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8. After periodic doubts about his vocational calling, the young chemistry teacher concluded he was out of his element.
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9. I can never understand my trigonometry teacher because he always talks in sine language.
  3.5 stars
10. Little Jimmy told his teacher he never saw a humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee.
  3.5 stars
JA - Houston

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