Puns about Education (University)

Subcategory: School · University · Math
1. My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
  4.0 stars
2. My grade in Marine Biology is below sea-level.
  3.8 stars
Zachary - Tenessee
3. I was really on fire when I got my third degree!
  3.8 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
4. Why do people study gravity? It's a pretty attractive field.
  3.8 stars
5. Benny was sure that if he had to he could master braille once he got a feel for it.
  3.7 stars
JA - Houston
6. I nailed my wood-shop test.
  3.7 stars
Jessica - Louisiana
7. I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx.
  3.7 stars
Martin - Toronto, Canada
8. I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
  3.6 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
9. The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did receive a constellation prize.
  3.6 stars
10. The student was an aggressive learner - he hit the books.
  3.6 stars
Joey - Chicago

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