Puns about Crime (Law Breakers)

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
1. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Eddie Punster - United States
4.0 stars
2. Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage. 3.9 stars
3. Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large. 3.9 stars
4. I never liked befriending assassins. They're all backstabbers. 3.8 stars
5. They won't know who robbed the Scotch factory until they check the tape. 3.7 stars
6. How did Mister Nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall.
Mirak - Pakistan
3.6 stars
7. Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.6 stars
8. When the gunman walked in, he turned the store into a flee market.
NickV - Ohio
3.6 stars
9. I got a small ticket for speeding. It's fine with me.
Bullpup21 - Wharton TX
3.5 stars
10. The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.5 stars

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