Puns about Crime (Law Breakers)

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
1. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
  4.0 stars
Eddie Punster - United States
2. Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
  3.9 stars
3. Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
  3.9 stars
4. I never liked befriending assassins. They're all backstabbers.
  3.8 stars
5. They won't know who robbed the Scotch factory until they check the tape.
  3.7 stars
6. How did Mister Nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall.
  3.6 stars
Mirak - Pakistan
7. Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.
  3.6 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
8. The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her.
  3.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
9. I got a small ticket for speeding. It's fine with me.
  3.4 stars
Bullpup21 - Wharton TX
10. I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
  3.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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