Puns about Crime (Law Breakers)
| 1. | A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. |  |
| 2. | The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. | |
| 3. | A criminal's best asset is his lie ability. | |
| 4. | The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged. | |
| 5. | A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. | |
| 6. | Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be! Fun Puns |
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| 7. | Two robbers with clubs went golfing, but they didn't play the fairway. | |
| 8. | What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending. Ricdaddy - Ohio
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| 9. | A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying 'give me all the cashew have'. | |
| 10. | They tried to keep a locksmith in prison, but the nut bolted. | |
