Puns about Crime (Law Breakers)
|1.||Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Eddie Punster - United States
|2.||Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.|
|3.||Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.|
|4.||I never liked befriending assassins. They're all backstabbers.|
|5.||They won't know who robbed the Scotch factory until they check the tape.|
|6.||How did Mister Nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall.
Mirak - Pakistan
|7.||Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.
Toycoon - Skokie
|8.||When the gunman walked in, he turned the store into a flee market.
NickV - Ohio
|9.||When the shocked IRS agent was found guilty of tax evasion he had to take time to collect himself.
Brian - Illinois
|10.||The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY