Puns about Crime (Law Breakers)
| 101. | What does a villain call his silverware? Weapons of mass digestion. Jayne |
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| 102. | Witches are good at spell-ing. | |
| 103. | A murderer joined the military and made a killing. hotshotreb |
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| 104. | The amberdextrous thief was caught yellow-handed. | |
| 105. | He said, 'Hones', that is the truth', but I knew elide. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 106. | People adorned with Bogus Deuterium Ingots aroused suspicion. Most people said they didn't trust anyone with BDIs. Gnik - Houston, Texas
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| 107. | A man sprayed a boy with ceiling foam. He was arrested for insulating behavior. | |
| 108. | Being a petrol-deprived thug is a tankless yob. Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
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| 109. | When the prisoner died just before his parole they put him in a halfway hearse. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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