Puns about Crime (Law Breakers)

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
101. What does a villain call his silverware? Weapons of mass digestion.
Jayne
2.4 stars
102. Witches are good at spell-ing. 2.3 stars
103. A murderer joined the military and made a killing.
hotshotreb
2.3 stars
104. The amberdextrous thief was caught yellow-handed. 2.3 stars
105. He said, 'Hones', that is the truth', but I knew elide.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.2 stars
106. People adorned with Bogus Deuterium Ingots aroused suspicion. Most people said they didn't trust anyone with BDIs.
Gnik - Houston, Texas
2.2 stars
107. A man sprayed a boy with ceiling foam. He was arrested for insulating behavior. 2.2 stars
108. Being a petrol-deprived thug is a tankless yob.
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
2.1 stars
109. When the prisoner died just before his parole they put him in a halfway hearse.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2.1 stars
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