Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
11. I met two policemen in a lift, I realized then I was going down.
  3.5 stars
Adam-Lee - Stevenage
12. I got a small ticket for speeding. It's fine with me.
  3.4 stars
Bullpup21 - Wharton TX
13. Murder with knives is very messy, and I suggest not taking a stab at it.
  3.4 stars
14. I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
  3.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
15. The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader.
  3.4 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
16. You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.
  3.4 stars
17. The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him.
  3.3 stars
Punovitch - Skokie, IL
18. Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief? Because he wanted his diamondback.
  3.3 stars
19. The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
  3.3 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
20. The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent.
  3.3 stars
Michael - Auckland, New Zealand

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