Puns about Crime (Law Breakers)
| 21. | A sign at a cemetery reads, 'No Trespassing, Violators Will Face Grave Charges'. Maurice - Greensboro, NC
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| 22. | After the transvestite escaped from prison the only thing the police could tell the press was that she was still a broad. Gen |
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| 23. | Two crooks bought a hotel. They were innmates. | |
| 24. | The warden gave the inmates acne medicine hoping it would keep them from breaking out. carmody - MA
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| 25. | He threw jello at his wife, who had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon. | |
| 26. | What you seize is what you get. | |
| 27. | A lingerie thief gave a police officer the slip. | |
| 28. | Employed by his jailbird father-in-law a guy soon realized that when an inlaw works for an outlaw -- income depends on outcome. | |
| 29. | Looting a drugstore is called Pillaging. | |
| 30. | A clean thief always makes a stainless steal. | |
