Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 3

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
21. The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent.
  3.3 stars
Michael - Auckland, New Zealand
22. What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
  3.2 stars
Speedy - seattle
23. A man who cannot read the sign that warns people from throwing garbage on the ground is illiterate.
  3.1 stars
24. A funny criminal is a silicon.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
25. Art theft is a haul of frames.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
26. The winter drive-by shooting was a slay ride.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
27. I used to have a bad record with soap, but now my slate is clean.
  3.0 stars
28. I was accused of stealing a house, but all charges were dropped as the claims were without foundation.
  3.0 stars
29. At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
  3.0 stars
Bill G - central nj
30. When I told them about how I escaped my pumpkin prison, they said I was out of my gourd.
  2.9 stars
Paul - Fort Worth, TX

Vote for pun number: