Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 4

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
31. When I told them about how I escaped my pumpkin prison, they said I was out of my gourd.
  2.9 stars
Paul - Fort Worth, TX
32. Due to censorship, prison messages are often taken out of context.
  2.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
33. The bank robber looked so peaceful and innocent lying there under his big fluffy blanket. Just goes to show you, you can't judge a crook by his cover.
  2.9 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
34. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.
  2.9 stars
Joseph Leff - New York
35. Did you hear about the bivalve they called in to interrogate for that big murder investigation? Apparently, he's clammed up.
  2.8 stars
Sue D. Nym - Illinois
36. It was boring to listen to the prisoner as he kept repeating how sorry he was for his crime. He was con trite.
  2.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
37. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened.
  2.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
38. The gunslinger woke up in the drunk tank, locked and loaded.
  2.8 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
39. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit!
  2.8 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
40. I saw this bloke walking into court and he was carrying a large box, 10 minutes later he came out, it was a briefcase.
  2.7 stars
Jack Merry - Leicester

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