Puns about Crime (Law Breakers)
| 51. | The case against a donut thief was full of holes. |  |
| 52. | The optical scientist who stole his colleague's bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism. Dr. Pun - Texas
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| 53. | On a lark, the bird watcher was robin the liquor store, even though he couldn't swallow. | |
| 54. | Criminals who fall into the mud have to come clean sooner or later. | |
| 55. | History's earliest scam was perpetrated by a Neanderthal, the first con-cave man. | |
| 56. | When just one prisoner working on a gang on a country road attempted to escape there was a chain reaction. JA - Houston
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| 57. | Why can't we let evil people have flutes? Because then the terrorists woodwind. Anon - Los Angeles
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| 58. | Thieves kidnapped the prized Asian ape because they believed in gibbon take. | |
| 59. | His wife and daughter walked into prison to visit him with a cake, single file. | |
| 60. | A thief who stole cutlery without leaving a clue was called the 'stainless stealer.' | |
