Puns about Crime (Execution)

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
1. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4.0 stars
2. If you play around with a guillotine, you'll beheaded for an accident. 3.6 stars
3. Instead of being rewarded for his invention, Dr. Guillotine was charged with neckless endangerment.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.5 stars
4. Those who defy the agent of death will face Grim Reaper-cussions. 3.5 stars
5. Being burned at the stake is a rare experience but is seldom well done. 3.5 stars
6. Hangmen always keep their customers in the loop. 3.5 stars
7. The novice executioner couldn't get the hang of it. 3.4 stars
8. When the prisoner was told by his lawyer that he had gotten a stay of execution, he smiled and said, 'Well, no noose is good noose.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.4 stars
9. In the French Revolution to stay alive you really had to keep your head. 3.3 stars
10. I'm going to the guillotine at dawn and my wife has already collected my severance pay.
JA - Houston
3.2 stars

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