Puns about Crime (Execution)
| 1. | If you play around with a guillotine, you'll beheaded for an accident. |  |
| 2. | The novice executioner couldn't get the hang of it. | |
| 3. | In the French Revolution to stay alive you really had to keep your head. | |
| 4. | Hangmen always keep their customers in the loop. | |
| 5. | There's a difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good. | |
| 6. | When the prisoner was told by his lawyer that he had gotten a stay of execution, he smiled and said, 'Well, no noose is good noose.' SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 7. | Those who defy the agent of death will face Grim Reaper-cussions. | |
| 8. | Being burned at the stake is a rare experience but is seldom well done. | |
| 9. | I'm going to the guillotine at dawn and my wife has already collected my severance pay. JA - Houston
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| 10. | Execution with a noose causes a real hangover. | |
