Puns about Crime (Execution)
|1.||Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|2.||If you play around with a guillotine, you'll beheaded for an accident.|
|3.||Those who defy the agent of death will face Grim Reaper-cussions.|
|4.||Being burned at the stake is a rare experience but is seldom well done.|
|5.||Hangmen always keep their customers in the loop.|
|6.||The novice executioner couldn't get the hang of it.|
|7.||When the prisoner was told by his lawyer that he had gotten a stay of execution, he smiled and said, 'Well, no noose is good noose.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|8.||In the French Revolution to stay alive you really had to keep your head.|
|9.||I'm going to the guillotine at dawn and my wife has already collected my severance pay.
JA - Houston
|10.||There's a difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.|