Puns about Crime (Execution) - page 2

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
11. I'm going to the guillotine at dawn and my wife has already collected my severance pay.
  3.2 stars
JA - Houston
12. There's a difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
  3.2 stars
13. In the old days a suspended sentence was hanging.
  3.1 stars
14. A hangman will always keep you in the loop.
  3.1 stars
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15. Do you know why executioners never take on apprentices? They always get a head of themselves.
  3.1 stars
16. The executioner decided to drop out of Executioner School. It was just too cut throat for him.
  3.1 stars
Ryan - Colby, KS
17. When a guillotine executioner is layed off he gets severance.
  3.0 stars
18. When he was sentenced to the guillotine he lost his head.
  3.0 stars
19. That convicted killer is calm today, but by tomorrow he will be high strung.
  2.9 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
20. Weather forecasters have to have lots of degrees.
  2.9 stars

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