Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers)

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
1. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  4.0 stars
2. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
  3.9 stars
3. Back in the days when the guillotine was first used, people wondered, is this what we may beheaded for in the future?
  3.8 stars
Gordon - Maryland
4. They just found a sword swallower dead. The police suspect it's an inside job.
  3.8 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
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5. The policemen said if I didn't pay my library fine he would have to book me.
  3.7 stars
6. 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
  3.7 stars
7. During the trial, a lawyer objected to the audiologist's testimony, calling it hearsay.
  3.6 stars
thull - Arizona
8. 1000 pairs of underwear were stolen, police were making a brief enquiry.
  3.6 stars
9. The copyright law is a statute of imitations.
  3.6 stars
Kevin - Corvallis, OR
10. A thousand dogs were stolen from a pet shop on Saturday. Police say they have no leads.
  3.5 stars

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