Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers)
| 1. | A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. |  |
| 2. | Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. | |
| 3. | 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area. gumpa |
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| 4. | 1000 pairs of underwear were stolen, police were making a brief enquiry. | |
| 5. | Old lawyers never die they just lose their appeal. | |
| 6. | The cowboy dismounted on the spur of the moment to stirrup some trouble, bridled at being arrested and saddled the sheriff with a bit of a problem. JA - Houston
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| 7. | If a lawyer can be disbarred can a musician be denoted or a model deposed? | |
| 8. | A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover. | |
| 9. | A thousand dogs were stolen from a pet shop on Saturday. Police say they have no leads. | |
| 10. | The guy who draws pictures of suspects is a con artist. | |
