Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers)
| 11. | She stole the policeman's heart, but he made a cardiac arrest. |  |
| 12. | A prisoner is someone who stands behind their convictions. | |
| 13. | The detective who went to investigate a burned down post office figured that it must be blackmail. | |
| 14. | After the lawyer flushed the toilet, it went to the suer. | |
| 15. | When a skunk walked in, the judge said, 'odor in the court'. | |
| 16. | You may not take a second polygraph test because they can't be re-lied upon. | |
| 17. | Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'? JA - Houston
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| 18. | When a judge eats out His Honor is at steak. | |
| 19. | No judge wants to be know as acquitter. | |
| 20. | When the detectives on the police force observed suspects dining in the city's best restaurant, it was their favorite steak out. JA - Houston
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