Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers) - page 2

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
11. What do you call the garden police? Lawn and Order.
  3.5 stars
12. You may not take a second polygraph test because they can't be re-lied upon.
  3.5 stars
13. A lawyer held a huge briefcase in his hand during the enire trial, but finally he rested his case.
  3.5 stars
14. Police found a criminal shot to death with exit wounds but no entry wounds. It was an inside job.
  3.4 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
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15. A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
  3.4 stars
eye'ategod - Oztraya
16. The cowboy dismounted on the spur of the moment to stirrup some trouble, bridled at being arrested and saddled the sheriff with a bit of a problem.
  3.4 stars
JA - Houston
17. A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details are quite revealing.
  3.4 stars
DZ - Everson
18. She stole the policeman's heart, but he made a cardiac arrest.
  3.4 stars
19. To make sure cargo trucks aren't too heavy, police operate on the principle that where there's a wheel there's a weigh.
  3.2 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
20. There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
  3.2 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY

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