Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers) - page 3

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
21. Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'?
  3.2 stars
JA - Houston
22. The police officer blamed his poor choice on arrested development but his superior told him that excuse was just a cop out.
  3.2 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
23. Why did the sleuth always carry an umbrella with him? He had been told that it was mist defying.
  3.2 stars
azohawk - MI
24. Most state laws don't give a thumbs up to hitch-hikers.
  3.2 stars
JA - Houston
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25. The constables held the boat thief at bay.
  3.2 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
26. A stewed chef sat pie-eyed as the crusty judge took his caraway, a punnish mint a long thyme cumin.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
27. A wig van blew up on the motorway - police are combing the area.
  3.1 stars
28. When the lawyer sued the coffin maker, it was an open and shut case.
  3.1 stars
29. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
30. The origami artist won the court case because he was good with paperwork.
  3.1 stars

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