Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers) - page 4

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
31. After the six campers were discovered missing from their tents the state police began to canvas the area.
  3.1 stars
JA - Houston
32. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
33. The police auction was a complete bust.
  3.0 stars
Andrew - Vancouver
34. Iris was a private eye who was often in the public eye.
  3.0 stars
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35. When the Sun and the planets die, one person will receive the whole inheritance. Their lawyer convinced them to pursue a sole-heir system.
  2.9 stars
Mark - Chapel Hill
36. French gendarmes don't use yellow crime scene tape but prefer cordon bleu.
  2.9 stars
37. When the money fell from my pocket I saw this punk reach for it, pointed my .357 Magnum at him and muttered, 'Go ahead, take my pay.'
  2.7 stars
JA - Houston
38. When there was a murder backstage at the Grammys they couldn't find DNA but they did find Prince.
  2.7 stars
39. The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch. He was a real trooper.
  2.7 stars
RB - Norfolk
40. Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
  2.6 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland

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