Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers) - page 4

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
31. After the six campers were discovered missing from their tents the state police began to canvas the area.
  3.1 stars
JA - Houston
32. Some undercover operatives are given blanket approvals!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
33. The police auction was a complete bust.
  3.0 stars
Andrew - Vancouver
34. Iris was a private eye who was often in the public eye.
  3.0 stars
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35. When the Sun and the planets die, one person will receive the whole inheritance. Their lawyer convinced them to pursue a sole-heir system.
  2.9 stars
Mark - Chapel Hill
36. French gendarmes don't use yellow crime scene tape but prefer cordon bleu.
  2.9 stars
37. When the money fell from my pocket I saw this punk reach for it, pointed my .357 Magnum at him and muttered, 'Go ahead, take my pay.'
  2.7 stars
JA - Houston
38. The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch. He was a real trooper.
  2.7 stars
RB - Norfolk
39. When there was a murder backstage at the Grammys they couldn't find DNA but they did find Prince.
  2.7 stars
40. Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
  2.6 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland

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