| 41. |
Old judges never die they just slur their sentences. |
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| 42. |
When the lawyer sued the coffin maker, it was an open and shut case. |
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| 43. |
Lawyers have to like alcohol because they're always being called to the bar. |
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| 44. |
The police boat sprung a leak before it was ever used, and was precinct. |
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| 45. |
He recited verse from the bench because he was a poetic justice. |
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| 46. |
Next time you get a lawyer a drink give him just-ice. |
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| 47. |
He shined a police officer's shoes and had a brush with the law. |
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| 48. |
A detective likes to have a brief case. |
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| 49. |
The lawyer asked a loaded question about guns. |
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| 50. |
French gendarmes don't use yellow crime scene tape but prefer cordon bleu. |
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