Puns about Nature (Plants)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology
1. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
4.0 stars
2. You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren't raisin them right. 3.8 stars
3. When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one. 3.7 stars
4. When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.6 stars
5. The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness. 3.6 stars
6. I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
Sammy - Highland, New York
3.5 stars
7. The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, 'Oh, my gourd.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.5 stars
8. After winter, the trees are relieved.
Fern - Toronto
3.5 stars
9. Mr. Mushroom could never understand why he wasn't looked on as a real fun guy.
Anon - Ontario, Canada
3.5 stars
10. The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany. 3.5 stars

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