Puns about Nature (Plants)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology
1. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted. 3.9 stars
2. The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness.
Rorschach
3.7 stars
3. When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one. 3.6 stars
4. When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune. 3.6 stars
5. My wife works over-thyme in her herb garden before she decides it is time to cummin. 3.6 stars
6. If we canteloup lettuce marry! 3.5 stars
7. To termites, a group of dead trees is an arbor eat'um. 3.5 stars
8. When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.5 stars
9. Scarecrows are always garden their patch. 3.4 stars
10. If you're looking for oranges on an apple tree you will have a fruitless search. 3.4 stars
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