Puns about Nature (Plants)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology
1. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted. 3.9 stars
2. When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one. 3.6 stars
3. When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune. 3.6 stars
4. When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.6 stars
5. My wife works over-thyme in her herb garden before she decides it is time to cummin. 3.6 stars
6. To termites, a group of dead trees is an arbor eat'um. 3.5 stars
7. If we canteloup lettuce marry! 3.5 stars
8. Mr. Mushroom could never understand why he wasn't looked on as a real fun guy.
Anon - Ontario, Canada
3.4 stars
9. Scarecrows are always garden their patch. 3.4 stars
10. On organic farms they till it like it is. 3.4 stars
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