Puns about Nature (Plants)
| 1. | Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted. |  |
| 2. | The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness. Rorschach |
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| 3. | When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one. | |
| 4. | When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune. | |
| 5. | My wife works over-thyme in her herb garden before she decides it is time to cummin. | |
| 6. | If we canteloup lettuce marry! | |
| 7. | To termites, a group of dead trees is an arbor eat'um. | |
| 8. | When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 9. | Scarecrows are always garden their patch. | |
| 10. | If you're looking for oranges on an apple tree you will have a fruitless search. | |
