Puns about Nature (Plants)
| 1. | Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted. |  |
| 2. | When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one. |  |
| 3. | When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune. | |
| 4. | When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 5. | My wife works over-thyme in her herb garden before she decides it is time to cummin. | |
| 6. | To termites, a group of dead trees is an arbor eat'um. | |
| 7. | If we canteloup lettuce marry! | |
| 8. | Mr. Mushroom could never understand why he wasn't looked on as a real fun guy. Anon - Ontario, Canada
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| 9. | Scarecrows are always garden their patch. | |
| 10. | On organic farms they till it like it is. | |
