Puns about Nature (Plants)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
1. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
4.0 stars
2. You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren't raisin them right. 3.8 stars
3. I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
Sammy - Highland, New York
3.7 stars
4. The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness. 3.6 stars
5. When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.6 stars
6. The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany. 3.5 stars
7. The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, 'Oh, my gourd.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.5 stars
8. What do you call a sour orange that was late to school? Tarty!
Sammi - Arizona
3.5 stars
9. After winter, the trees are relieved.
Fern - Toronto
3.5 stars
10. Mr. Mushroom could never understand why he wasn't looked on as a real fun guy.
Anon - Ontario, Canada
3.5 stars

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