Puns about Nature (Plants)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
1. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
  4.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
2. You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren't raisin them right.
  3.8 stars
3. I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
  3.7 stars
Sammy - Highland, New York
4. When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
  3.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
5. The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness.
  3.6 stars
6. The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.
  3.5 stars
7. The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, 'Oh, my gourd.'
  3.5 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
8. Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.
  3.5 stars
9. After winter, the trees are relieved.
  3.5 stars
Fern - Toronto
10. Mr. Mushroom could never understand why he wasn't looked on as a real fun guy.
  3.5 stars
Anon - Ontario, Canada

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