Puns about Nature (Plants)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology
21. Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it. 3.2 stars
22. Making fun of a tree is a knock on wood.
Yehuda Hamer - Boredimore, Merryland
3.2 stars
23. Herb gardeners who work extra get thyme and a half. 3.1 stars
24. What kind of tree grows on your hand? A palm tree. 3.1 stars
25. Gardeners like to plant their feet firmly. 3.0 stars
26. If you're a gardener you might call yourself a 'plant manager'. 3.0 stars
27. When vegetables want to converse with petunias, they use a cell phone and cauliflower. 3.0 stars
28. I will cut the grass only when I get Mowtivated. 3.0 stars
29. New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia. 3.0 stars
30. A mathematician who was also a horticulturist was interested in prime roots square roots and trees in general. 3.0 stars
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