Puns about Nature (Plants) - page 4

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31. New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.
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32. When the plant couldn't absorb water properly he sought a xylem.
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33. I caught these potatoes smoking weed, one could say that they're baked potatoes.
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34. For this tree pun I had to go out on a limb and branch out to some other sources.
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35. It's evergreen and related to the pine but has no cones - perhaps yew can tell me what conifer tree it is.
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JA - Houston
36. Why don't miniature pumpkins go running with the bulls? They are afraid of being squashed or gourd.
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kn - st paul, mn
37. The recent windstorm through the trees was an absolute debarkle.
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38. You can raze a tree with a lumber jack.
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39. Did Gregor Mendel ever win the Nobel Peas Prize?
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
40. A gardener's work is a bed of roses.
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