Puns about Nature (Animals)
| 1. | Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. |  |
| 2. | A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering. | |
| 3. | A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. | |
| 4. | A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" | |
| 5. | Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak. |  |
| 6. | The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card. | |
| 7. | In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants. | |
| 8. | The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. | |
| 9. | To the bull in the pasture, may he live for heifer and heifer. Wild Bill - Mason City, IA
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| 10. | The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home. Hopefully they will be able to recoup. skygy |
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