Puns about Nature (Animals)
| 1. | A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering. |  |
| 2. | Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. | |
| 3. | A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. | |
| 4. | A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" | |
| 5. | I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food. The Punned-It - Athens, GA
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| 6. | The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card. | |
| 7. | The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home. Hopefully they will be able to recoup. skygy |
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| 8. | Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak. | |
| 9. | In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants. | |
| 10. | Communism first took off in the insect kingdom when a wary wasp joined the cagey bee. Sir Victor Hall |
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