Puns about Nature (Animals)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
1. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
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RB - Norfolk, VA
2. There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
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3. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it.
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reif - hawaii
4. Circling vultures are a dead giveaway.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
5. I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway.
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6. The leopard tried creeping up on the tigers using its camouflage but it was spotted.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
7. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. My pig developed a rash, so the veterinarian prescribed an oinkment.
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kn - st paul
9. On land crabs tend to use the sidewalk.
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Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
10. While walking through the jungle with a black marker, I spotted a leopard.
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