Puns about Nature (Animals)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
1. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
  4.1 stars
BagFaceMan - England
2. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
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RB - Norfolk, VA
3. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it.
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reif - hawaii
4. There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
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5. Circling vultures are a dead giveaway.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
6. I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway.
  3.9 stars
7. The leopard tried creeping up on the tigers using its camouflage but it was spotted.
  3.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
8. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
9. My pig developed a rash, so the veterinarian prescribed an oinkment.
  3.8 stars
kn - st paul
10. On land crabs tend to use the sidewalk.
  3.8 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas

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