Puns about Nature (Animals)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology
1. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 3.9 stars
2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering. 3.9 stars
3. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 3.9 stars
4. A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" 3.8 stars
5. Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak. 3.8 stars
6. The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card. 3.8 stars
7. In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants. 3.8 stars
8. The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. 3.7 stars
9. To the bull in the pasture, may he live for heifer and heifer.
Wild Bill - Mason City, IA
3.7 stars
10. The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home. Hopefully they will be able to recoup.
skygy
3.7 stars


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