Puns about Nature (Animals)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology
1. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering. 3.8 stars
2. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 3.8 stars
3. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 3.8 stars
4. A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" 3.8 stars
5. I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.
The Punned-It - Athens, GA
3.8 stars
6. The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card. 3.8 stars
7. The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home. Hopefully they will be able to recoup.
skygy
3.8 stars
8. Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak. 3.8 stars
9. In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants. 3.8 stars
10. Communism first took off in the insect kingdom when a wary wasp joined the cagey bee.
Sir Victor Hall
3.7 stars


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