Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 2

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
11. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
12. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance.
  3.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
13. I would tell you a joke about squirrels, but you would go nuts.
  3.5 stars
14. Religious vultures prey for their food.
  3.4 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
15. How do fish keep up with what's going on? They listen to the current news.
  3.4 stars
16. A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
  3.3 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
17. Puppies learn how to behave by following a strict dogma.
  3.3 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
18. Mail order cows were first shipped by raft down the Mississippi River. They traveled on cattle logs.
  3.2 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
19. A mother squid gave birth and said, 'I had an inkling.'
  3.2 stars
Reid Porely - Charlotte, NC
20. I couldn't see a good cow pun if it was steering me in the face.
  3.2 stars
EdC - Westport

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