Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 2

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
11. Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.
  3.7 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
12. While walking through the jungle with a black marker, I spotted a leopard.
  3.7 stars
13. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
14. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance.
  3.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
15. The animals at the zoo started rioting. A porcupine was brought in to quill the uprising.
  3.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
16. What kind of bats like to hang from ropes? Acrobats.
  3.4 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
17. How do fish keep up with what's going on? They listen to the current news.
  3.4 stars
18. Religious vultures prey for their food.
  3.4 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
19. A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
  3.3 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
20. Puppies learn how to behave by following a strict dogma.
  3.3 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas

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