Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 3

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
21. When a wasp started to come after me, I made a beeline for the exit.
  3.0 stars
Punstigator - Austin, TX
22. When the homeless burrowing rodent found a nice golf course, he decided to gopher it.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
23. When I see birds, I always chirrup.
  3.0 stars
24. If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control.
  3.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
25. I touched an electric eel the other day. It was shocking.
  2.9 stars
26. Why should you never throw away an old dolphin? Because they can easily be re-porpoised!
  2.9 stars
Joney Pops - New Zealand
27. Watchdogs are covered with ticks.
  2.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
28. What do mice wear on their feet? Squeakers!
  2.9 stars
29. I want to try pheasant, but I hear it's grouse.
  2.9 stars
30. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog.
  2.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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