Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 3

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21. Mail order cows were first shipped by raft down the Mississippi River. They traveled on cattle logs.
  3.2 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
22. A mother squid gave birth and said, 'I had an inkling.'
  3.2 stars
Reid Porely - Charlotte, NC
23. I couldn't see a good cow pun if it was steering me in the face.
  3.1 stars
EdC - Westport
24. My wild cat ran away last week. I put up posters in our neighborhood so that others can help me find the missing lynx.
  3.0 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
25. When the homeless burrowing rodent found a nice golf course, he decided to gopher it.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
26. When two glow-worms met in the dark, it was larva at first sight.
  3.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
27. When a wasp started to come after me, I made a beeline for the exit.
  3.0 stars
Punstigator - Austin, TX
28. Watchdogs are covered with ticks.
  2.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
29. If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control.
  2.9 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
30. What do mice wear on their feet? Squeakers!
  2.9 stars

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