Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 4

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
31. I want to try pheasant, but I hear it's grouse.
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32. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
33. I'm going to make like a turtle and get the shell out of here!
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34. In very large sponge colonies in the ocean, there's a soaker born every minute.
  2.5 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
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35. A butter is an angry goat.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
36. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
37. Accountant is a royal insect.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
38. Flatfish always do their job. They know their plaice.
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HMA - Liverpool
39. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine!
  2.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
40. When the ornithologist gave his neighbor the bird he went into flight mode.
  2.2 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH

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