Puns about Nature (Animals)
| 31. | When my cat lost her three male kittens, I had to call missing purr sons. |  |
| 32. | Smartly dressed poultry would be called chic hens. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 33. | One horse said to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. | |
| 34. | A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee. Adele - Bohemia, NY
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| 35. | He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it. | |
| 36. | NASA accepted the wildebeest's application, and around our planet a brave gnu whirled. Kap'n Klystron - NY
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| 37. | What do you call a rabbit with lots of flees? Bugs Bunny. | |
| 38. | Many folks have known about the plight of the spotted owl but never gave a hoot about it. JA - Houston
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| 39. | Two attractive female birds were showing off in front of some males. Both had spent two hours at the hairdresser, but it was the curly bird that got the perm. | |
| 40. | When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. | |
