Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 4

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
31. It's no easy tusk to make a walrus pun!
  2.6 stars
32. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow.
  2.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
33. A butter is an angry goat.
  2.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
34. In very large sponge colonies in the ocean, there's a soaker born every minute.
  2.5 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
35. Flatfish always do their job. They know their plaice.
  2.4 stars
HMA - Liverpool
36. When I see birds, I always chirrup.
  2.4 stars
37. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine!
  2.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
38. How do you get yarn out of a snake? Wait until it sheds its skein.
  2.2 stars
Achy Pete - AC NJ
39. My horse was on the small side, so I decided to make him larger. I used a broncodilator.
  2.1 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
40. I asked Kermit the Frog what he was hunting for. He said, 'Rabbit, rabbit.'
  2.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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