Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 5

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41. How do you get yarn out of a snake? Wait until it sheds its skein.
  2.1 stars
Achy Pete - AC NJ
42. My horse was on the small side, so I decided to make him larger. I used a broncodilator.
  2.1 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
43. I asked Kermit the Frog what he was hunting for. He said, 'Rabbit, rabbit.'
  2.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
44. Squirrels that just don't care anymore have been seen throwing cashews to the wind.
  2.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
45. A pig pen is filled with pink pigments and oink!
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
46. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing.
  1.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
47. Two crows kill a man. I guess you could say it was a murder, done by a murder!
  1.7 stars
48. They say that Himalayan Roosters can lay eggs but why is that one screaming? Himalayan Rock Salt.
  1.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
49. If you see cattle wearing shin pads then you know they are on a weight loss program to reduce grazing.
  1.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
50. The hungry gophers each ate on a different route to the tree trunk.
  1.5 stars
stevesw - usa

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