Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 5

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41. Squirrels that just don't care anymore have been seen throwing cashews to the wind.
  2.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
42. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing.
  1.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
43. Rabbit relationships are based on a financial transaction. If he's got the doe she gets a buck.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
44. Is a seventeen-day-old infertile duck egg an absentee balut?
  1.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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45. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets.
  1.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
46. Two crows kill a man. I guess you could say it was a murder, done by a murder!
  1.7 stars
47. They say that Himalayan Roosters can lay eggs but why is that one screaming? Himalayan Rock Salt.
  1.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
48. If you see cattle wearing shin pads then you know they are on a weight loss program to reduce grazing.
  1.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
49. A fish was chasing me and the only thing I could do was to raun as fast as I could.
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Merrick Sanders - NC, United States
50. The hungry gophers each ate on a different route to the tree trunk.
  1.5 stars
stevesw - usa

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