Puns about Nature (Animals)
| 61. | I once knew a woman who turned into a deer when the moon was full. She was a real weredoe. Bob - Corvallis, OR
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| 62. | Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. | |
| 63. | Twelve male sheep with beepers created a ram-page. | |
| 64. | Even the best bird dog is only good to a point. dr dirt - Alaska
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| 65. | The fish missed the call because he was stuck on the other line. Scott |
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| 66. | A cat that swallowed a ball of wool had mittens. | |
| 67. | A bird watcher had a mynah problem but with no egrets. | |
| 68. | It's OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on. | |
| 69. | The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. | |
| 70. | To purchase a cat, find a pet store with a fee line. | |
