Puns about Nature (Ecology)

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1. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
  4.1 stars
2. What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.
  3.9 stars
3. Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
  3.9 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
4. If the ocean had a personality, it would be salty.
  3.8 stars
5. I just love wind. It blows me away.
  3.7 stars
6. If climate change is causing the sea level to rise, does that mean that the oceans are getting too big for their beaches?
  3.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
7. Those who study the moon are optimists. They look at the bright side.
  3.6 stars
8. Did you hear of the story about the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
  3.6 stars
9. Studying earthquakes rocks, but sometimes it is not always what it is cracked up to be.
  3.5 stars
10. You should never take rocks for granite.
  3.4 stars

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