Puns about Nature (Deer)

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1. It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.
  3.8 stars
Juls - Sweden
2. A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well. He was known to be bambidextrous.
  3.6 stars
Paul J - Oregon
3. I once knew a woman who turned into a deer when the moon was full. She was a real weredoe.
  3.4 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
4. Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here.
  3.3 stars
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5. Male deer have buck teeth.
  3.2 stars
6. The deer population is staggering.
  3.2 stars
Eric - Oceanside, Ca
7. I saw a female deer in my rear-vision mirror. It was case of hind-sight.
  2.9 stars
RJS - New Zealand
8. Only real Christmas lovers caribout reindeers.
  2.6 stars
9. I had a million bucks, but I couldn't shoot them all.
  2.4 stars
davidkazz07 - Amherst NY
10. Is a reindeer with a bit in its mouth ... a case of indentured Cervid-tude?
  2.1 stars
arachis worm - Toronto,Canada

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