Puns about Transport (In the Air)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.' 3.6 stars
2. The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.
Toycoon - Skokie
3.6 stars
3. What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor. 3.6 stars
4. If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness. 3.6 stars
5. During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors. 3.6 stars
6. Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience. 3.5 stars
7. Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.
daver - Indiana
3.5 stars
8. The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on. 3.5 stars
9. The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.
Amandine - Earth
3.5 stars
10. I've heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.
Shannon Malloy - Maryland
3.4 stars

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