Puns about Transport (In the Air)
|1.||When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'|
|2.||The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.
Toycoon - Skokie
|3.||What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.
Mr. Me -
|4.||If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.|
|5.||During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.|
|6.||Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.|
|7.||Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.
daver - Indiana
|8.||The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.|
|9.||The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.
Amandine - Earth
|10.||I've heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.
Shannon Malloy - Maryland