Puns about Transport (In the Air)
| 1. | If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack! |  |
| 2. | When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.' |  |
| 3. | Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food. | |
| 4. | During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors. | |
| 5. | Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience. | |
| 6. | Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg. | |
| 7. | If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness. | |
| 8. | An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence. | |
| 9. | One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers. JA - Houston
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| 10. | The cost of the space program is astronomical. | |
