Puns about Transport (In the Air)

1.	If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
2.	When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'
3.	Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.
4.	One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers. JA - Houston
5.	If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.
6.	Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.
7.	The cost of the space program is astronomical.
8.	Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg.
9.	During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.
10.	An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.