Puns about Transport (In the Air) - page 2

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
11. One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.
JA - Houston
3.4 stars
12. The cost of the space program is astronomical. 3.4 stars
13. An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence. 3.4 stars
14. Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg. 3.3 stars
15. Once the pilot started lying about his flying, he went into a tale spin.
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3.3 stars
16. The little green men told me it was the Dog Star. I told them they can't be Sirius.
JA - Houston
3.2 stars
17. Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
3.2 stars
18. When you're wearing a watch on an airplane, time flies. 3.2 stars
19. My fear of planes has taken off. 3.2 stars
20. To become a pilot requires a good altitude. 3.1 stars

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