Puns about Transport (In the Air)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
11. The cost of the space program is astronomical. 3.4 stars
12. An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence. 3.4 stars
13. One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.
JA - Houston
3.4 stars
14. Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg. 3.3 stars
15. Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
3.2 stars
16. The little green men told me it was the Dog Star. I told them they can't be Sirius.
JA - Houston
3.2 stars
17. When you're wearing a watch on an airplane, time flies. 3.2 stars
18. My fear of planes has taken off. 3.2 stars
19. His decision to become a pilot was up in the air. 3.1 stars
20. To become a pilot requires a good altitude. 3.1 stars

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