Puns about Transport (In the Air) - page 5

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
41. Plane crashes into lumber yard, end result remarkably smooth.
  2.8 stars
Ryan - Australia
42. A man threatened to jump off the side of a building - alledgedly.
  2.8 stars
Bob Miller - Alaska
43. After a few beers on the plane, Charlie was flying high into the wild brew yonder.
  2.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
44. He became an astronaut and had a blast.
  2.8 stars
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45. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
46. Astronauts like to do launch.
  2.7 stars
47. An avionics warning is a flier alarm.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
48. Why didn't the little boy ask the flight attendant for a snack? He didn't have the nuts.
  2.6 stars
Legolas435 - Virginia
49. Aliens can easily understand each other because their language is universal.
  2.6 stars
B-ron - Edmonton
50. Aliens are lovable because they're so spatial.
  2.5 stars

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