Puns about Transport (On the Sea)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
Alex
3.7 stars
2. He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges. 3.6 stars
3. Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. 3.6 stars
4. In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.
nyuser
3.5 stars
5. I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat.
Cresbie
3.5 stars
6. Suicide at sea is definitely going overboard. 3.5 stars
7. Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship. 3.4 stars
8. Doctors feel fine on ships because they are accustomed to see sickness. 3.4 stars
9. What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure. 3.4 stars
10. Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy. 3.3 stars
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