Puns about Transport (On the Sea)
|1.||He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.|
|2.||Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.|
|3.||In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.
|4.||I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat.
|5.||Suicide at sea is definitely going overboard.|
|6.||Doctors feel fine on ships because they are accustomed to see sickness.|
|7.||What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.|
|8.||Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.|
|9.||Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy.|
|10.||A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
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