Puns about Transport (On the Sea)
| 1. | He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges. |  |
| 2. | In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon. nyuser -
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| 3. | Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. | |
| 4. | I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat. Cresbie -
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| 5. | Suicide at sea is definitely going overboard. | |
| 6. | Doctors feel fine on ships because they are accustomed to see sickness. | |
| 7. | Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship. | |
| 8. | What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure. | |
| 9. | Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy. | |
| 10. | When the bottom of a cargo ship got a hole, it had one hull of a problem. eemathnut -
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