Puns about Transport (On the Sea)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed. 3.7 stars
2. He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges. 3.6 stars
3. A ship's captain is a sails manager.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.6 stars
4. Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. 3.6 stars
5. In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon. 3.5 stars
6. I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat. 3.5 stars
7. Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship. 3.4 stars
8. Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy. 3.4 stars
9. A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
punstir - NYC
3.3 stars
10. Why do ship captains understand their sons so well? They're able to fathom the depth of their buoys! 3.2 stars
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