Puns about Transport (On the Sea)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
  3.8 stars
2. Vikings were expert mariners - you can lead a Norse to water, but you can't make him sink.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.
  3.7 stars
4. Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.
  3.6 stars
5. Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.
  3.6 stars
6. I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat.
  3.5 stars
7. In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.
  3.5 stars
8. Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive.
  3.5 stars
9. A ship's captain is a sails manager.
  3.4 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy.
  3.4 stars

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