Puns about Transport (On the Sea)
|1.||I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.|
|2.||He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.|
|3.||Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.|
|4.||In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.|
|5.||Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.|
|6.||I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat.|
|7.||A ship's captain is a sails manager.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
|8.||Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive.|
|9.||Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy.|
|10.||After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa