Puns about Transport (On the Sea)
|1.||I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.|
|2.||He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.|
|3.||Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.|
|4.||In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.|
|5.||I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat.|
|6.||Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.|
|7.||Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy.|
|8.||The meat truck took a long time to deliver because of the Jerky ride.|
|9.||The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship.
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
|10.||A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
punstir - NYC