Puns about Transport (On the Sea)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed. 3.7 stars
2. He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges. 3.6 stars
3. Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. 3.5 stars
4. In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon. 3.5 stars
5. I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat. 3.5 stars
6. Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship. 3.4 stars
7. Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy. 3.4 stars
8. The meat truck took a long time to deliver because of the Jerky ride. 3.3 stars
9. When the bottom of a cargo ship got a hole, it had one hull of a problem. 3.3 stars
10. The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship.
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
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