Puns about Transport (On the Sea)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed. 3.8 stars
2. He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges. 3.7 stars
3. Vikings were expert mariners - you can lead a Norse to water, but you can't make him sink.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.6 stars
4. Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship. 3.6 stars
5. Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. 3.6 stars
6. I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat. 3.5 stars
7. In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon. 3.5 stars
8. Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive. 3.5 stars
9. Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy. 3.4 stars
10. A ship's captain is a sails manager.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.4 stars

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