Puns about Transport (On the Sea)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed. 3.7 stars
2. He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges. 3.7 stars
3. Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. 3.6 stars
4. A ship's captain is a sails manager.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.5 stars
5. In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon. 3.5 stars
6. I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat. 3.5 stars
7. Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship. 3.4 stars
8. Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy. 3.4 stars
9. Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive. 3.4 stars
10. A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
punstir - NYC
3.3 stars
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