Puns about Transport (On the Sea)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
Alex -
3.7 stars
2. He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges. 3.7 stars
3. Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. 3.6 stars
4. In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon. 3.5 stars
5. Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship. 3.5 stars
6. I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat. 3.5 stars
7. A ship's captain is a sails manager.
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
3.5 stars
8. Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive. 3.5 stars
9. Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy. 3.4 stars
10. After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.3 stars

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