Puns about Transport (On the Sea) - page 2

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
11. A ship's captain is a sails manager.
  3.4 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
12. After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
  3.2 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
13. A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
  3.2 stars
punstir - NYC
14. When the bottom of a cargo ship got a hole, it had one hull of a problem.
  3.2 stars
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15. As his little ships sailed on Christopher Columbus didn't tell his crew he felt constantly on edge.
  3.2 stars
JA - Houston
16. The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
17. The mass of a ship is measured in keelograms.
  3.1 stars
DZ - Everson
18. Why do ship captains understand their sons so well? They're able to fathom the depth of their buoys!
  3.1 stars
19. When he switched from horses to sailing, his life took on a new tack.
  3.1 stars
20. The meat truck took a long time to deliver because of the Jerky ride.
  3.1 stars

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