Puns about Transport (On the Sea) - page 3

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
21. The boatyard had a sale advertising 'Ketch of the day'.
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22. When the pirate captain's ship ran aground he couldn't fathom why.
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JA - Houston
23. The "Titanic" didn't have enough lifeboats, but that was the tip of the iceberg.
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24. He would have become a sailor but he didn't want to make waves.
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25. When traveling in the Bermuda Triangle look danger square in the eye, avoid falling into the dreaded Trapezoid and that graveyard of the sea, the Wrecktangle.
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JA - Houston
26. The stern pirate captain's policy of forcing the worst members of his crew to walk the plank went swimmingly.
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JA - Houston
27. The Vikings landed during thunder and lightning and took the city by storm.
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28. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
29. Submarine commanders like to submerge themselves in their work.
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30. A sea captain navigating through a narrow channel was in dire straits.
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