Puns about Transport (On the Sea) - page 4

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
31. As he approached the bridge in rush hour, his radio played The Car Strangled Spanner.
  2.9 stars
32. Getting rid of your boat for another could cause a whole raft of problems.
  2.8 stars
33. After a night out on the town the wine-drinking pirate captain had a port list.
  2.8 stars
JA - Houston
34. While delivering 1000 gallons of dark pigment, he almost painted, then blacked out.
  2.8 stars
35. A young sailor thought all of the waves were just swell.
  2.8 stars
36. The semaphore signals from the ghost ship were hard to follow, due to their flagging spirits.
  2.7 stars
kn - st paul, mn
37. The fisher said he liked the sea. On the surface of it.
  2.7 stars
38. The pirate captain's list was to starboard when he failed to ketch his bottle of port which fell onto the poop deck after he nearly keeled over.
  2.5 stars
JA - HoustonFfert
39. If the lengths of all planks on pirate ships are the same, is that plank's constant?
  2.4 stars
40. Chinese sailors eat junk food.
  2.4 stars

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