Puns about Transport (On the Sea) - page 5

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41. Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw.
  2.4 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
42. If an Egyptian tried to make me sail the long way round I'd Suez canal.
  2.4 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
43. They teach sea captains to blow the foghorn on a tutorship.
  2.3 stars
44. From the middle of the Pacific, the shipwrecked survivor found his way to the California coast purely by occident.
  2.3 stars
Mya Havabigmouth - Clearwater, FL
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45. The sailor's barque had a bight.
  2.3 stars
46. A ship was lost at sea until they founder remains.
  2.3 stars
47. Luridly sailing by the clock on a sea of mucus is a phlegmbuoyant pastime.
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
48. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
49. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in.
  2.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
50. Resale means to go yachting again.
  1.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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