Puns about Transport (On the Sea) - page 5

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41. If an Egyptian tried to make me sail the long way round I'd Suez canal.
  2.4 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
42. Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw.
  2.4 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
43. They teach sea captains to blow the foghorn on a tutorship.
  2.3 stars
44. From the middle of the Pacific, the shipwrecked survivor found his way to the California coast purely by occident.
  2.3 stars
Mya Havabigmouth - Clearwater, FL
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45. The sailor's barque had a bight.
  2.3 stars
46. Luridly sailing by the clock on a sea of mucus is a phlegmbuoyant pastime.
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
47. A ship was lost at sea until they founder remains.
  2.2 stars
48. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
49. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in.
  2.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
50. Resale means to go yachting again.
  1.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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