Puns about Transport (On the Rails)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. A railroad engineer must be sure not to loose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track. 3.6 stars
2. Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive. 3.6 stars
3. The railway had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks. 3.4 stars
4. How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks. 3.3 stars
5. If you drive a train, you can't afford to lose track. 3.2 stars
6. First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train. 3.1 stars
7. A fired newspaper editor took an ex-press train out of town. 3.0 stars
8. Every so often railroad conductors have to go for retraining. 3.0 stars
9. The railway constructions are on track. 3.0 stars
10. When Einstein rode home on a locomotive it was a good train of thought. 3.0 stars
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