Puns about Transport (On the Rails)
|1.||How do trains drink? They chug.|
|2.||Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
|3.||When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track.
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|4.||Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.|
|5.||A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.|
|6.||The railway had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks.|
|7.||First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.|
|8.||A fired newspaper editor took an ex-press train out of town.|
|9.||On the old trains the engineer had a lot of esteem.|
|10.||What do you call the ticket inspector on a maglev train? A superconductor.|