Puns about Transport (On the Road)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
A.R Whear - Oxford New Zealand
4.0 stars
2. When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.9 stars
3. I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
Samantha - New York State
3.8 stars
4. Drivers who speed in the snow often find themselves adrift. 3.5 stars
5. I don't know how to put on a helmet - the whole idea goes right over my head. 3.5 stars
6. Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking, I've had a lot on my mine.
Mitch - St. Paul, MN
3.5 stars
7. My friend and I are going to ride our bikes to a house party because I don't think we could handle bars.
Emily - Minneapolis
3.4 stars
8. He reminded me the speed limit was 60, but I didn't understand, he was speaking a mile a minute.
riahl - mn
3.4 stars
9. John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.
RJS - New Zealand
3.4 stars
10. As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!'
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3.3 stars

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