Puns about Transport (On the Road)
|1.||When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
|2.||I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
Samantha - New York State
|3.||What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
A.R Whear - Oxford New Zealand
|4.||Drivers who speed in the snow often find themselves adrift.
|5.||Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking, I've had a lot on my mine.
Mitch - St. Paul, MN
|6.||I don't know how to put on a helmet - the whole idea goes right over my head.|
|7.||My friend and I are going to ride our bikes to a house party because I don't think we could handle bars.
Emily - Minneapolis
|8.||He reminded me the speed limit was 60, but I didn't understand, he was speaking a mile a minute.
riahl - mn
|9.||John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.
RJS - New Zealand
|10.||What do you call a pig in a rickshaw? Pulled pork.
Hayden - Texas