Puns about Transport (On the Road)
| 1. | He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. |  |
| 2. | A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. | |
| 3. | I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan. melman-kyusa |
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| 4. | What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. reif - hawaii
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| 5. | An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon. Scrabble817 - Woking, England
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| 6. | Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler. Clayton Dawkins - Georgia
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| 7. | Everyone's fuming over the high cost of gas. | |
| 8. | Why was the car embarrassed? Because it had gas! Miguel - Miami
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| 9. | Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll. | |
| 10. | We almost got creamed by a milk truck. I was udderly terrified. | |
